Cashflow problem

It's that time of year when we all need cheering up - and what was more cheering today than the news that Jeremy Clarkson has been forced to issue an embarrassing, undignified and very public admission that he was wrong?

"I opened my bank statement this morning to find out that someone has set up a direct debit which automatically takes £500 from my account. The bank cannot find out who did this because of the Data Protection Act and they cannot stop it from happening again. I was wrong and I have been punished for my mistake".