Earwormed

How, I ask you, am I supposed to keep my concentration and get any work done when one of my colleagues walks past humming the theme tune from 'Bullseye'? Even if he did subsequently claim that it was actually the theme tune from 'The Great Escape'...

Anyway, this gives me the opportunity to link to Gindrinker's MySpace page, where you can hear the gruesome twosome's ode to Jim Bowen. And while you're there, you might like to read DC's possibly fictional "autobiography of sorts": "I was born in 1508 in a hovel in Preston, Lancashire. My father invented the pie and my mother won the Derby ... We lived off the land until the Dole was invented".