"Bureaucracy gone mad"

Three words of which readers of the Sun and the Daily Mail are so fond, which this week emanated from the mouth of Welsh sausage manufacturer Jon Carthew. The reason? Trading standards have informed him he needs to make it clearer that his firm's Welsh Dragon Sausages actually contain pork and not dragon meat. I look forward to similiar tickings-off for the manufacturers of Monster Munch and Angel Delight.