A day in the life of

On Saturday I woke up in Cardiff, took part in an environmental protest march and rally in central London, caught the last 25 minutes of a televised defeat that was spectacularly ignominious even by my football team's usual low standards and wound up at a party in Nottingham at which the concept of "housewarming" was taken too literally when a misdirected firework ignited a large hedge and the fire brigade had to be called, and which concluded at 5.30am with two guests convincing the hostess to drink vodka that had been warmed in a kettle.

How was your Saturday?