Ignorance is bliss

Every year since its inception I've vowed not to watch 'Big Brother' but then found myself sucked in sooner or later. It took the first in the new series of 'Friday Night With Jonathan Ross' to make me realise that this year I'd finally managed to be true to my word.

Two of the guests were Pete and Nikki, about whom I knew very little, and let's just say that putting up with just ten minutes of them was enough of an ordeal to convince me that, even if I had started watching this time around, I would have given up again very quickly. And then had to go out and buy a new TV, the other one having had my foot put through it.