Quote of the day

"What I'd want to know as a Daily Mail reader is how will it affect house prices?"

Will Self on avian flu on Friday's edition of 'Have I Got News For You', which also featured guest presenter Michael Aspel giving a Turner Prize nominee the finger and the revelation that Thomas Hardy's heart was eaten by a cat - posthumously, I might add. Hang on, I thought - that's the sort of thing I watch 'QI' for.