Quotes of the day

"I'm dressed up as an egg. And not just any old egg - a fucking big egg."

Kenzie on last night's installment of 'Celebrity Big Brother'. Yes, yes, yes, I know I shouldn't, it's dirty and degrading etc etc. But look, Germaine Greer was on it - albeit for, oooh, about two days - and thus it's acquired a sheen of intellectual respectability which means I can now watch without feeling like a Sun-buying pleb. OK?