Quote of the day

Graham of Wisdom Goof has obviously been at the cheese again, just before going to bed:

"In the middle of the night I had a vision for a Doors tribute band called the Trap Doors. At the end of the act the fake Jim Morrison would announce to his bandmates that he'd had enough and he was going to Paris to write some poetry and have a bath. Then - poof! - he would disappear in a puff of smoke (down a cunningly hidden stage trap door you see.)"

I like it. All tribute bands should spice up their act with a bit of magic - The Bootleg Beatles producing rabbits from hats during 'Can't Buy Me Love', Bjorn Again interrupting 'Dancing Queen' for Bjorn and Benny to saw the two women in half... They'd need professional training from the likes of Paul Daniels and The Lovely Debbie McGee, mind.