Quote(s) of the day

"I think if I was shot in the middle of the street tomorrow a lot of people would be quite unhappy. I think I'd be a prime candidate for canonisation."

"I'm not really that hot on the human race to be honest. Very few people have anything to offer."

"I think if you're remotely intelligent you can't help being depressed. It's a positive thing to be. It means that you're not a crashing bore. I mean, you don't get support groups for rugby players, do you?"

All hail Steven Patrick Morrissey – come to spare us all from the plague of say-nothing know-nothing think-nothing twats that pass for pop stars today.

(Taken from this article in Friday’s Guardian that every man and his dog has already linked to.)