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In the draw for the next round of the UEFA Cup made earlier today, we managed to avoid the likes of Auxerre and Spartak Moscow, landing Valerenga of Norway instead. Apparently they flirted with relegation domestically this season, so we've got to fancy our chances of progressing further - though, as a seasoned Newcastle fan, I'm inclined not to expect anything...

Congratulations to our highly promising young England central defender Steven Taylor, who's off to Wycombe on a month's loan to continue his development with his hero, Tony Adams. One for the future, without a doubt.

... and finally: happy birthday Nobby! Hope you and the rest of the team give Spurs a good stuffing tomorrow.