Know Your Enemy #33

"Chelski also suffered a humbling reversal at home to Bolton Wanderers, but a couple of footsoldiers from Roman's Army advised me on the tube that the one consolation for them was that we'd been turned over as well. When I patiently pointed out to them that Nationwide games last 90 minutes and we had in fact turned around our deficit to take all three points, their faces dropped as if Mr Abramovich himself had consigned them to a lengthy spell in the salt-mines. And you know how I hate to piss on anyone's spuds, particularly when they've had to queue up for three days for them."

Kenny, fresh from witnessing a brilliant Hammers comeback against the Mackems, on Chelsea fans. There seems to be an awful lot of them about these days, doesn’t there? I wonder how many remember the glory days of Kerry Dixon and co.