Know Your Enemy #23

"Chris Tarrant is a fucking cunt, he's a fucking fat cunt. I hate him ... If I see [him] again I'd have a shit on his foot."

James Skelly of The Coral on Chris Tarrant, from an NME interview a couple of weeks back - the first really enjoyable feature in the mag for ages (and the enjoyment, I hasten to add, had nothing to do with the journalism and everything to do with the band). Apparently, the pair had a disagreement in the green room before the 'Friday Night With Jonathon Ross' show, with Skelly being sufficiently aggrieved to say "Fuck off, you tit" to Tarrant's face. Well said, young man.