Quote of the day

"Fuck you you American pigdogs, I've got a hoverdonkey"

Geordie loon Ross Noble onstage at Nottingham's Cabaret venue last night. The man was on fabulous form, dominating proceedings in his role as compere, even though the headline act - foul-mouthed quick-talking Irishman Dara O'Briain - was also extremely funny. And the good news is - he's compering again at the same venue for four of the next five weeks! Thanks to the guys from Just The Tonic for a superb night out.