Criminal Records #6

'Someone Always Gets There First' - Bennet

The only defence I can possibly offer for possessing this big thick slice of awfulness is that at least it's not "their other song", 'Mum's Gone To Iceland', for which the jolly japesters stole the slogan from a TV advertising campaign and sang about the joys of shopping for frozen foodstuffs, with a complete lack of ensuing hilarity. And as excuses go, that's very lame. My sincerest apologies.