JJ 'ammers the 'Ammers 'opes

Having waited a while for his first goal in a black and white shirt, Jermaine Jenas strikes twice in a week. This time it was a corking left-foot volley late on to secure us a barely-deserved point away to West Ham and leave them still searching for their first home league victory of the season. Given our poor away record, and West Ham's buoyancy following the signing of that hooligan Bowyer, it counts as a point gained rather than two dropped, and thanks to other results we stay in fourth.

And, in even better news, Marcelino has had the remaining five months of his contract bought out, and has left the club. Hallelujah.