You advent seen nothing yet...

... if you advent taken a look at the Framley Examiner's festive 'Advert Calender' and had your mind warped and brain washed by the power of surreal advertising. Today's advert for an ideal Christmas gift from Newby's of Molford? 'Goose Fight' Top Trumps, of course, in which various geese can be pitted against each other with respect to their unladen weight, their fear factor and the newspaper they read. A fine stocking-filler. I also liked yesterday's advert for a plum cosy - cold plums are such a nightmare.