Friday, December 06, 2002

Next week in NME

Following on from this week's free New Rock Revolution badges, next week's issue of Hot New Revolutionary Rock Mag NME will come with one of a range of New Rock Revolution lollipops, flavoured like the genitalia of your favourite New Rock Revolution stars - yes, you too can find out what they taste like! Will you get Nick from The Beatings' musky aroma? The cheesy tang of Dolf de Datsun's foreskin? Or Karen O's fragrant pantyjuice? You'll have to suck it and see!

Next week's issue also comes with even more self-congratulatory wankslop and absolutely no shame.

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