If it wasn't for those pesky kids at Central Trains...

... I'd have seen the last episode of 'I'm Alan Partridge'. As it was, I was deprived of the inordinate pleasure this would have afforded me. I'll persist with the 'Alan's quote of the day' slot, though, even if they are a bit stale, just to prove that Alan is cone but not forgotten...

"You can drown in a cup of coffee"