"Have we done the right thing? And what does a future outside the European Onion look like? What if spaghetti's illegal? Backstreet spaghetti merchants can easily fob us off with noodles or Kerplunk sticks. And Kerplunki Bolognese isn't a thing because they take days to boil soft."
How better to preview the new series Cunk On Britain, which starts on Tuesday on BBC2, than to invite Philomena Cunk to offer her musings on Brexit?