Wednesday, November 15, 2017

Know Your Enemy

"To say this is a f***ing dog's arse of an album is a f***ing insult to dogs' arses! Put it this way, if you were to take a small needle and rotate it for 40 odd minutes at 33 1/3 rpm around the interior of a dog's arse, the pained howls that would result would be infinitely preferable to the f***ing bleating bill of fare on offer here, the unedited f***ing musings of a superannuated, superfatted, greying teenager who went up to his bedroom to sulk in f***ing 1978 and has mentally never f***ing come back downstairs!"

Who better to review Morrissey's new album Low In High School for the Quietus than Mr Agreeable, someone with a similar penchant for voicing offensive opinions?

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