Spinning in your grave on someone else's turntable

Giving away little bags of a late band member's ashes with every purchase of a new album is one thing, but it's not exactly practical or useful. Far better, perhaps, to engage the professional services of Vinyly and get your remains pressed into vinyl, onto which can be put a recording of your choice - a song, maybe, or just your voice, to haunt and upset people from beyond the grave.

(Thanks to Jamie for the link.)