"Boardroom kiss arse blue tick wankers"
"A wank mess"
"Catalogue band bollocks"
Just three of the choice labels ascribed to landfill indie act du jour, Blossoms, by Sleaford Mods' Jason Williamson during a Twitter spat in May. It passed me by, but thankfully Alexis Petridis was on hand to alert me to its existence. I'm not sure there's anyone who can touch Williamson for a quality insult these days.
(Thanks to Rob for the link.)