It doesn't have quite the same ring to it, does it? But that's exactly what Kelis is hoping will happen this month - if by "yard" you understand "Leicester House in London and the Standon Calling festival in Hertfordshire". The singer is now a professionally trained chef and is opening a pop-up restaurant in collaboration with Le Bun. Just the descriptions of the cuisine - a multinational fusion of styles, colours and flavours - have my mouth watering.
Here's hoping she signs up for a cook-off with Steve Albini sometime soon.
(Thanks to Ben for the link.)