Wednesday, January 27, 2016

Quote of the day

"The door creaked open and there he was, handsome as ever, like a giant melting fat carrot with fake hair."

No doubt Donald Trump has always seen himself as a hero - though perhaps not as the hero of a comic homoerotic novel. The book's author, comedian Elijah Daniel, wrote it in the space of four hours while drunk to fulfil a pledge made on Twitter.

No comments: