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Pity the poor ten-year-old Muslim lad from Lancashire who mistakenly wrote that he lived in a "terrorist house" rather than a "terraced house" in an English lesson and was consequently subjected to a police investigation. It's like a deleted scene from Chris Morris' Four Lions. Whatever next - paediatricians finding themselves targeted for abuse after being mistaken for paedophiles?

Update: Ah. It seems the BBC got the wrong end of the stick and have been forced to set the record straight.