"Jeremy Hunt said that he wants Britain’s workers to work harder, like the Chinese. Hunt’s wife is Chinese, and is often heard muttering, 'Christ, this is hard work.' Then came Theresa May, a woman who exudes all the compassion of stage 4 bone cancer, talking of her party’s 'proud history' of helping vulnerable people. They have never helped vulnerable people and they are very proud of that."
Just a small sample from Frankie Boyle's party conference round-up for the Guardian, which has quotable, wipe-away-a-tear-laughing lines at every turn. Suffice to say I've been completely won over by him over the past couple of years, thanks to articles like this.