Needless to say, he had the last laugh

I’ve done some inexplicable football-related things in my time – regularly stocking my Fantasy Football team with Newcastle Utd players on principle springs to mind – but nothing quite compares to agreeing to read and review a book about and by a man I despise that I was given as joke wedding present four years ago. Just be grateful I put myself through it so you don't have to. At least Neil Warnock's Made In Sheffield is pretty much one long Accidental Partridge, I suppose.