"I’ve already produced a new version of the Bible that leaves out anything that can’t be 100% confirmed by science. It’s much more streamlined now, which is handy as you can fit it all on a postcard and mail it to people, rather than going door-to-door."
So says Dr Potkettle Black of the Federation for Furthering Science (FFS), whose objective is to offer scientific input and guidance in religious matters in much the same way that religious figures do with regard to developments in science. (Dean Burnett's article is like reading something written by the lovechild of Charlie Brooker and Ben Goldacre.)
(Thanks to Adam for the link.)