"The United States of America is awesome, we are awesome. The reason they want to have this discussion is not to show how awesome we are. This administration wants to have this discussion to show us how we’re not awesome."
Yes, believe it or not, that really is how Fox News presenter Andrea Tarantos reacted to the announcement that the report into torture perpetrated by the CIA had been made public. Someone appears to have been watching too much Team America.
(Thanks to Lyndsey for the link.)