Who needs news parody websites when we've got the Daily Heil?

Credit to the Daily Heil. Nothing newsworthy escapes their attention, from the appalling detail of UN investigators' report into human rights abuses in North Korea - a report that makes clear the regime has chilling parallels with Nazi Germany - to the fact that a reality TV star, who incidentally had a recent boob job, successfully managed to avoid the "watery disaster" of stepping in a puddle outside a shop in Essex. Where would we be without it?