Quote of the day

"It’s taken humanity centuries to formulate the four bar phrase, it’s tradition. But then this maverick comes along and starts dropping fifth bars like they were coming into fashion. I threw my arms up four beats before the kick in and shouted my approval as is standard but I was alone in this action and it has caused much hurt and distress to me and those around me."

So says "man who threw his hands up too early for a drop" and who is now "set to sue nightclub for 'emotional distress'". 

(Thanks to Stuart for the link.)