House of fools

Congratulations to Channel 5 - they've really excelled themselves with the line-up for Celebrity Big Brother this year. One star of The Only Way Is Essex, one star of Made In Chelsea, Daily Heil columnist Liz Jones, Dappy from N-Dubz and, to top it all off, Jim Davidson. Hopefully the producers will forget it's not I'm A Celebrity... and spend the weeks feeding them a diet of nothing but kangaroo anus.