"I can fix dishwashers. I was brought up in a castle with no money and lots of imagination. I learnt a lot about plumbing at an early age. It’s interesting, and actually very logical."
Just one of a whole host of wonderful Accidental Partridgisms from Deborah Ross' interview with Chris de Burgh. Self-awareness seems to be a completely alien concept to the man, and Ross is more than up to the task of doing a hatchet job - though much of the character assassination comes directly from the horse's mouth.
(Thanks to Dan for the link.)