Realise your vision

Ever fancied seeing "a Tyrannosaurus Rex playing Connect 4 with Heston Blumenthal on a lake of fire whilst a Care Bear watches them lustfully"? Or "Moby throwing ninja stars at a melancholic badger whilst eating a Papa John’s Pizza in Lidl in Shrewsbury"? Or "a guinea pig version of Burt Reynolds on a sun lounger being served drinks by Hulk Hogan wearing only the top half of a tuxedo"? Well, bizarrely enough, you're not alone. Get yourself over to Jim'll Paint It and commission the aforementioned Jim to depict your wildest fantasy (or oddest cheese dream) in full Microsoft Paint technicolour glory.