"A PIGEON has again caused the closure of a Headington bakers.
Greggs, in London Road, was forced to shut after a pigeon flew into the store at about 1.30pm on Wednesday.
The unwelcome visitor has flown in on a number of occasions and caused numerous closures.
Spokesman for Greggs Peter Woodall said: 'When a pigeon does get loose they tend to panic a little bit. Staff followed the company policy. They closed, cleaned down all the surfaces and made sure nothing was affected.'
The store had reopened by 3pm."
From the Oxford Mail. And you thought life was exciting and dramatic where you live?!
(Thanks to Dave for the link.)