Quote of the day

"Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered. Thong type costumes are problematic. Please avoid exposing bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack. Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic. Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples. Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible 'puffy' bare skin exposure."

Judging by CBS' amusingly detailed email warning to Grammy Awards performers, they were very keen to avoid any kind of wardrobe malfunction. Nevertheless, photos from the event suggest some attendees paid scant attention and were only too happy to be "problematic"...