Monday, February 11, 2013

Pope goes the weasel

Today's events remind me of one of Jen's finest ever quotes: "I didn't know the Pope used to be a rap singer". "No, dear, he used to be Ratzinger"...

Presumably the job advert will go something like this: "Do you believe in superstitious twaddle and medieval mumbo-jumbo? Are you committed to spreading ignorance and intolerance around the world? Could you turn a blind eye to Africans dying of AIDS and child abuse scandals closer to home in return for fabulously fancy clothes, shiny-shiny stuff and your own special car that looks like something from Chock-A-Block? You could be just the person we're looking for, especially if you've also got a dodgy Nazi past."

No comments: