"For those of you who went to state school, The Tatler List is basically the NME Cool List for people whose horses studied at the Sorbonne and briefly dated Tara Palmer Thomplethorp. Billed as a run-down of 'The People Who Really Matter', it's completely, totally, batshit crazy. Have you ever seen it? This is the first year I've been aware of it and it's freaking me out. NO PART OF MY BRAIN CAN WORK OUT WHAT THIS LIST IS TRYING TO SAY ABOUT THE PLANET OR ANY OF THE PEOPLE WITHIN IT."
Clive Martin of Vice tries desperately to find any semblance of sense or logic in the Tatler List. With hilarious consequences.
(Thanks to Mhairi for the link.)