"'We rounded up a bunch of super-sexy tricks just for [your
breasts]. If these don't skyrocket your pleasure (and have him drowning
in drool), we don't know what will.'
I pride myself on keeping up with the international register of erotic
terminology, but somehow 'drowning in drool' slipped right by me.
However, after Googling it, I did learn that it accounts for 23% of
nocturnal deaths among St. Bernards."
Cosmopolitan's 44 most ridiculous sex tips dissected in fine style.
(Thanks to Neil for the link.)
Friday, August 03, 2012
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