Quote of the day

"Yesssss. Another reason for me to be self-centred. I want to spend £250 to be a zookeeper for a day at a highland wildlife park that's got tigers and that polar bear that was on Frozen Planet. My wife reminded me she's pregnant and we might need money for stuff. I'm printing this article out to show her what needs to happen."

One commenter decides that the take-home message from this article about what a palliative care nurse claims are the top five regrets of dying people is that we should all be more selfish.

If you get caught slacking off at work, I'm not sure whether "I don't want to die with any regrets" would wash...