Digitally deficient

So, four weeks since fracturing my finger, my first break of any description, and the enforced lay-off from 5-a-side football - the cause of the injury - is getting mightily frustrating. Still, I suppose it has had its up sides - such as the A&E doctor describing me as being "a young man in his prime" (if the examination hadn't have been taking place in a private room, I'd have looked over my shoulder to see who he was talking to), and being able to beckon seductively and get away with it by explaining I'm just doing my physio-prescribed exercises...