Know Your Enemy

"Richard has his tongue so far down the back of Jeremy's trousers he could forge a career as the back end of a pantomime horse. His attempt to foster some Clarkson-like maverick status with his 'edgy' humour is truly tragic. He reminds you of the squirt at school as he hangs round Clarkson the bully, as if to say, 'I'm with him'. Meanwhile, James May stands at the back holding their coats as they beat up the boy with the stutter."

Very fair comment on "the Lads" - and all the more biting coming from an avowed Top Gear fan like Steve Coogan. Still, can't help but think I've heard it before from someone else...