Know Your Enemy

"I suppose anything that keeps Pete Doherty quiet for four-and-a-half minutes can't be a completely bad thing."

My friend Matt on the news that the visionary poet of Albion and assorted other no-marks (the sodding Kooks, for a start) are going to be involved in the official version of John Cage's '4'33', vying for the Christmas #1 spot with whatever cack Cowell cranks out of The X Factor. Needless to say we've both now reneged on our decision to buy the single when it's released.