Quote of the day

"People might think I'm nuts, but I like to think it's Jesus looking out for us. We've had a tough couple of months; my mum's been really ill and it's comforting to think that if he is there, he's watching over us."

Nah, Mrs Claire Allen of Rhondda, you're not nuts to be seeing Jesus's face on the underside of the lid of a jar of Marmite. Because of course that's where he'd choose to appear to you in your hour of need.

Is this the new Turin Shroud? Who's for a pilgrimage? Actually, no, it's Rhondda - let's not bother.