Grand designs

It's not often that you find the words "Gary Neville" and "natural beauty" in close proximity to each other - but then your average footballer doesn't apply to build an 8000 sq ft eco-house in the shape of a flower. A spokesman for the architects commented: "The client has been heavily involved in the design process". Roughly translated: he's been spending his afternoons coming up with impracticable ideas and doodling in crayon...