Is it just me...

... or is the name Trojan - with its implications of unpleasant surprises and deceitful entry - not rather inappropriate for a brand of condoms?

Also on the subject of the amorous arts, if you haven't already seen what happened when Mark Cawardine and Stephen Fry encountered a randy parrot on Last Chance To See, then you really should.

(Incidentally on Last Chance To See, Stephen Fry's no Attenborough, of course, but his commentary is always entertaining and at least the programme's more coherent than Attenborough's latest vehicle Life, impressive though the cinematography is for the latter.)