Quote of the day

"The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father. He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared, he didn't give a shit. It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive".

Who else but Keith Richards, talking to NME's Mark Beaumont. And to think, Ozzy only went as far as a line of ants...

(Predictably enough, the increasingly desperate NME is crowing about the fact that the comment - and the interview - has "become an international talking point". It's been a while since anyone took much notice of it, I guess.)