Complimentary, my dear Watson

"You look great!" "That was delicious!" "Love your work!" Sick of paying people the same old hackneyed compliments? Then why not try The Surrealist Compliment Generator!

"Optical delusions still themselves when you pass by in convexing pomp and sacral trance."

"Seven donkeys and a concubine cannot compare with the tarnished sheen left in your path of combustion."

"Your dashingly coloured toupee twists my right boot into a state of ennui with the speed and dexterity of many lemon meringue coated conquistadors."

(Thanks to Ian for the link.)