Grand slammed

Commiserations to the blogosphere's very own quiz maniac Olav on choking in his 'Grand Slam' quarter-final, screened last Friday. You may be a 24-carat loser, but at least you can hang onto the consoling thought that you've got more of a life than that saddo anorak number-fetishist - everything's relative.

BTW Just in case no-one's enlightened you since Friday - Paddington Bear comes from Peru.