Friday, October 11, 2013

Know Your Enemy

"[Mayfair's] inhabitants are, virtually without exception, the biggest shower of needy, self-important bumwipes in London with a self-pity complex and misplaced sense of entitlement to match. The architecture is either dull W*st London stucco or a twattish approach at some kind of meaningful landmark building. Either way, it’s rubbish. Most importantly, the pubs are shit. And full of people who live in Mayfair."

Crap Towns Returns' description of Mayfair. That has helped London to seize the title of Crappest Town from its provincial rivals. You do wonder whether the people who've voted for it have ventured beyond the bounds of the M25, but there you go...

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